To anyone who thought AOLiza was an evil way of messing with people who randomly IM you, it's nothing compared to what's going to happen to Laura Pahl.

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Update: Turns out the thing was a hoax, an April Fools joke they say, though I say no, since it's not yet April first. Ah well. Caught me!

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Update to the update: Okay, purportedly not a hoax after all, but a story with some form of a conclusion now. Witness the drama, and the value of having a nice mom.