When life gets busy, the busy blog IM conversation humor:

me:	Threat of terrorism hits California's Central Valley
metagrrrl:	Wow. Hadn't thought about the impact of terrorism on the panties by mail business.
me:	Totally. I liked that he was afraid that they might be infected with anthrax, but he sniffed them to check for perfume. Yeah, I bet that's why he sniffed them.
metagrrrl:	Let that be a lesson to you. Only sniff panties you know haven't been in the possession of terrorists.
me:	Right. "Our panties will be delivered in a bright yellow envelope with black stripes and text that clearly says: "THIS IS NOT A TERRORIST THREAT."
metagrrrl:	"PLEASE SNIFF"
me:	Right. "THESE ARE PANTIES. DO NOT BE ALARMED."
metagrrrl:	lol